cosmo tip #692
tell him his dick should be on america’s next top model
what happens if he loses
he doesn’t get to be on top
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
Anonymous asked: Thoughts on the new xbox one? I know your an xbox user..lol
Not digging it at all. If playstation plays it’s cards right, I may convert to the dark side.